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Do you have a favorite seltzer? Do you have a dire warning about a flavor that should be avoided at all costs? Or maybe it’s a perfectly fine flavor that just doesn’t appeal to you personally, but you wouldn’t be rude if someone showed up to a party with an 8-pack because they have their own individual tastes and you respect their right to make their own choices. Either way, we would love to hear about it!

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Between you, me, and the lamp post, I really hope this thing doesn’t get big enough for people to start being mean to me. I don’t think I can handle internet trolls, so please don’t ruin this fun thing for me. Thanks in advance!

Love always, Elle